Heard from Mallory's room after lights out last night:

"Moooooommy!" (No response.)
"Mooooooooooooooooommy!" (No response.)
"Mooooooooom, I'm thirsty!" (No response. Had already given her a drink.)
"Mooooooooom, I'm hungry!" (No response. No way could she be hungry, given how big the cookie she ate after dinner was.)
"Mooooooooooooooooommy!" (No response.)
"Caaaaaaaaaaaaarrie!" (OK... I give in... big time response. I was laughing my head off.)